Scene: A wife comes in after a long day at work. She puts her arms around her husband and kisses him on the cheek.
Wife: (reeling backward.) Oh my gosh, your ear has been bleeding.
Husband: Really?
Wife: There is some dried blood on your ear lobe and behind your ear. Does it hurt? Did something happen?
Husband: Oh no, that's tomato sauce.
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